I heard these annoucements in the Pittsburgh Airport tonight... HA!

"Your attention please. This is a courtesy announcement. If you are on the moving sidewalks, please stand directly in the middle, so as to block everybody in your path. Thank you"

"Your attention please. Mr. Smith, your flight is departing. If you're not on it, you better run, cause it's going to leave!"

"Your attention please, flight 107 to Tokyo, connecting... somewhere... has now departed. Thank you"

All punk songs are the same, I should write some before they all run out.