"Is that Pink Floyd's logo? You're a hippie. I can tell you're Jewish. I like stereotyping people, it's easier."

Man in Blockbuster: "Is that Pink Floyd's logo?"

Me: (Wearing pink pig Pink Floyd shit) "Sort of?"

Man: "Are you a hippie? I thought only hippies listened to Pink Floyd. You must be a hippie, you're wearing a bandana"

Me: "Umm?"

Man (After seeing me take out my wallet that says 'Steve's Packs, Jerusalem' on it: "You're Jewish! I should've known. Jews are crazy. I'm from Israel"

Me (laughing): Ok.

Man: I stereotype people, it's easier that way.

Blockbuster clerk (to man): "Do you speak hebrew? My friend tought me how to say (in Hebrew) I want your vagina. (to me): here are your DVDs. Have a good night"

Me: Wow. Thank you.

Man: "L'hitraot!"

Overheard in New York

Crazy lady: Hooray! Jewish people!
Guy Wearing "Israeli Defense Force" t-shirt: Actually, I'm Catholic.

--60th & Madison