Jews don't go to confession... here's mine

Mark your confessions:

[ ] I'm afraid of the quiet
[x] I'm really ticklish.
[x] I'm afraid of the dark.
[x] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
[ ] I am homosexual.
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[x] I've stayed out all night.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.

[x] I love Disney movies.
[ ] I love porn... it's not awful. It has it's uses
[x] I am a sucker for pretty eyes
[ ] I am a sucker for hot asses
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse once in awhile.
[x] I curse often
[ ] I have (had) "x"s in my screen name

[x] I've slipped and fell in public.
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam.
[x] I cook well.
[ ] I cook badly
[x] I have worn pajamas to class.
[ ] I have owned something from Carhartt. (What the fuck is Cahartt??)
[x] I have a job.
[x] Talked on a phone for 5+ hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil
[x] I like someone
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[ ] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[x] I loved Lord of the Flies
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I have a few scars.
[x] I've been out of this country. (Like every weekend?!)
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (Oh shit!)

[x] I love chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored. (Minesweeper, baby!)
[x] Gotten lost in the city (NYC and Jerusalem I'm fine... I get lost in Toronto)
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[x] Had a serious surgery.

[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas. (camp, school, israel...)
[x] Have kissed a stranger.
[x] Hugged a stranger
[ ] Had sex with a stranger
[x] Tossed a salad (Like waldorf salad? or eating an asshole???)
[ ] heard a sibling having sex (hell no)

[ ] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of the same sex.
[x] Been in a fist fight.
[ ] Been arrested.
[x] laughed and had some type of beverage come out of your nose.

[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (today at work)
[x] Made out in an elevator.
[x] Made out in a bar.
[x] Swore at your parents.
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[x] Been bungee jumping. (does extrene skyflyer count?)
[x] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] Bitten someone.
[x] Been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox twice.

[ ] Crashed into a car.

[x] been to Africa. (Egypt for 5 seconds! Whoo hoo!)
[x] Ridden in a taxi.
[x] Shoplifted. (I think I stole silly putty once from the IT store
[ ] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker.
[ ] Been married.
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[ ] Saw someone/something dying
[ ] Driven over 1000 miles in one day.

[x] Been to Canada. (ummmm)
[x] Been on a Plane.
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[x] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten sushi.

[ ] been snowboarding.
[x] been skiing.
[x] Been ice skating.

[x] Cried in public.
[x] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed. (The Joys of NYC)

[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[x] Thought of someone almost 24/7.
[ ] Hated the world.
[x] Been In love
[x] Ever thought you were in love
[x] Cried over somebody
[x] Ran in the rain for fun (Hava Nashira!!! Such a wonderful time! Everyone should play in the rain)