A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capitalism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."
So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his diaper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny.
The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad I know what you mean now...
While capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on."
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Hahahahaha - I believe that just made my day :-)
I'll see you in LA, and feel better!
well I'm glad I made your day... but when people say "I'll see you in LA," and then don't leave a name.... it's quite mysterious! Kind of makes me feel like I'm being stalked.
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Meh.... you are being stalked, I guess, considering I just left you a comment without telling you who I am, sorry about that, hahaha. It's Anna Steinberg :-)
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